Managerator Portal

The only place to be - for managers like you and me


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Managerator
  Communicate with your employees -
  create a management bullshit email

Manapologizer
  Say why something went wrong
  - of course it was not your fault

Managabbriviator
  The job title and sales
  program generator

Managalyzer
  Analyze messages and receive a BIER


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Version 1.05 Beta 7 SP 2

Managerator, what is that?


Dear fellow managers out there,

we all know how hard daily management business is. We have to spend a huge amount of valuable time, resources and skill to be creative. All day long, employees expect answers. Answers to questions we do not understand. And they talk about problems. Problems we do not want to hear about.

They don't even know what we have to do, the opportunities we have to leverage, programs we have to streamline and worst of all: Write all those messages full of management bullshit they always expect.

So this is the solution, the Managerator Portal. This helpful page is your best friend. It can create emails for you, invent creative titles for important sales programs and do a lot of other helpful stuff for you so you can spend more time golfing.

Managerate yourself today

Notes from recent visitors


Fellow managers can leave their best generated sentences here or just give your fellow colleagues an idea how to improve the customer and employee experience.

Man: Q1 results are exceeding the expectatons
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Employee Motivation of the Day: "Hello Mr. Employee, your base looks great today!"